nobs on nob : Why you shouldnt annoy a Geordie.....

it was the abysmal yet inevitable depths to which his pathetic existence was inexorably heading, a man without friends, a man without pride, a man without social skills of any kind, but a man who did have collapsable joints and an extraordinary ability to rub people the wrong way.

the sad conclusion of a typical night out that ended with penile facial contact shocked many, but surprised noone.