#MrMan - 12 Days Of Dicksmas: 12 HUGE Celeb Peens We Want Under Our Tree!

12 Days Of Dicksmas: 12 HUGE Celeb Peens We Want Under Our Tree!

Happy Ho-lidays! We’re celebrating the most wonderful time of the year with 12 celebrity dicks you’ll want to stick in your rear. And hey. That’s a Dicksmas promise. From Tom Mercier’s damn near infamously hung cock to Chris Pine’s Coke can to Ben Affleck’s door knocker to Yahya Abdul-Mateen II’s double wide donkey dingaling, these are the 12 celeb penises that truly put the “Dicks” in “Dicksmas.” It’s the reason for the squeezin’ ya’ll! We can only give you a taste of these A-list celebrity penises, so for the full NSFW scenes, head HERE. 

12 Chris Pine in Outlaw King

11 Gianfranco Longhi in Equation to an Unknown, now that’s a lot of cock

10 Corey Knight in We Are Who We Are

9 Matt Bomer in The Boys in the Band

8 Ben Affleck in Gone Girl

7 Daniel Craig in Love is the Devil

6 Jonathan Barnwell in Industry (but wait there’s more)

5 Siddhartha Rajan in Easy

4 Michael Fassbender in Shame

3 Juan Carlos Maldonado in The Prince

2 Yahya Abdul-Mateen II in Watchmen

1 Tom Mercier in Synonyms 

And here’s Tom Mercier masturbating in Synonyms for no real reason. Hey, who are you to question the magic of Dicksmas?! We’ve got plenty more of Tom Mercier where that came from.